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New Living Will
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:31:55 AM »
I, _BiggFredd_________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/ doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine __X____ Margarita ___X___ Martini ___X___ Cold Beer __X____ Shrimp, lobster and steak __X____,Mexican food ___X___ French fries ___X___ Pizza ___X___ Bowl of ice cream __X____ a cup of coffee ___X___ Chocolate __X____ Sex___X____,

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

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____BiggFredd___________________________________


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Re: New Living Will
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 08:35:23 AM »
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Re: New Living Will
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 10:06:05 AM »
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